Why is it such a big deal that I love to eat grass? I hear it's great for calming an upset stomach and - as long as I'm not eating the chemically-enhanced stuff - shouldn't hurt me. I think the real reason my staff goes bananas every time they see me eating it is because - every so often - there will be a lone blade 'straggler'. These stragglers need to be manually removed from my back side. Obviously the staff has to do this deed for me. And so I ask you again, what's the big deal?
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Dingleberries...
Oh, I used to do that with Cleo too. I tried as often as possible to not be the Designated Grass Ass Digger. Grody.
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